( April 20-25, 2014 )
Well first things first. I honestly had the best 1week vacation in Quezon Province - Polillo.
IT'S TOO GORGEOUS! LOL! I'm gonna put some pictures below from the trip haha! SUIT YOURSELF. Hmm? Welllllllllll Atleast I stayed awake till we arrived sa mga Toll and shit and there I was, filming everything that was happening (not quite) Muntik na hanginin yung camera sa sobrang bilis -.- kinabahan ako for fuck sake HAHAHA! Oh btw I'm not yet done with the videos. It's actually 3 so it's kinda easy but at the same time hard because I have to match the right song to it AND I CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT ONES >_> So yeah we had lunch at my Aunt's wedding reception last 2010 or 2011 maybe? It's nice there tbh. So nag gm ako, at nalaman ng lahat nasa QP ako. Nag text si Ate Dane and she's from Quezon yata? or Idk her family? So we were like, at the same place that week.... nadaan daanan namin bahay nila because sabi niya malapit sa Graceland pero hindi ko alam -.- AND YOU PEOPLE SHOULD GO SA GRACELAND! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! ANG GANDA DOON! HAHAHAHAHA! NAPAKA HEAVEN <333 Kung baga parang US na dun xD So yeah. Nakarating na kami sa Bahay nila tita... was so relieved because I get to stretch everything out after sitting in the car for what? 8hours? damn. but I think it was only 6-7 hours.... Mom was really fast AS USUAL. WHAT DO I FUCKING EXPECT. Oh how I wish I can drive as fast as she does someday <3 not scared to shift gears till you get to 5 ;o AYYY!!! Oo!! There was I think 3 or 4 incidents na " MUNTIK NA " Holy shit.... I swear my eyes almost popped out when this first thing happened. My mom loves to overtake other cars... so there she goes.... inovertake niya yung nasa harap namin na White Hyundai... Seconds later NAKI OVERTAKE YUNG HYUNDAI Holy fuck!!! So nagdikit yung car!!! Nasa left side kami nasa right side siya... the driver was going sa left side EDI MALAMANG MAGBABANGAAN. I mean how could the driver not see us coming? Wanna know what happened? Nagkasalubong yung Right mirror namin tska left mirror ng other car. THANK GOD HINDI THE WHOLE CAR. GULAT NALANG AKO BAKIT ANG LAPIT NG SASAKYAN NA TO... HALOS MAGDIKIT NA YUNG MIRRORS. O_O" Very scary. Hmm? 2nd thing that happened on the road was.... there was this very....... masikip na kalsada... EH ANG BAGAL NG NASA UNAHAN. Malamang left side, may makakasalubong ka... Mom drove at the left side of the fucking road binilisan niya... hindi niya nakita yung motor............. so yung naka motor naipadpad siya sa damodamo HAHAHA! Kasi nga super sikip eh sinugod ni mama -.- muntik na sumemplang yung naka motor.. ansama ng tingin O_O hahaha I BLAME MOM FOR THIS. 3rd thing was....... may sign na nga na MANILA -----> they alllll said NO HINDI PA JAN YUN......... I was like wtf dito na ngay yun... are you people blind or what? (in my head) eh mom was going fast nun.... NUNG NAREALIZE NILA NA DUN NA NGA... SHE FUCKING STEPPED ON THE BRAKE SO HARDDDDDDDDD Muntik na dumulas yung car, I swear I felt the back of the car... lolll Muntik nanaman mapunta sa nueva ecija o.o' so yeah TATLO LANG PALA haha. (KUNG SINO MAN TONG NAGBABASA YOUR CHOICE KUNG BABASAHIN MO PA TO LAHAT) and then I met my Gay dog again, Rex <3 I missed him lol. but he pressed my boob too hard -.- MASAKIT HAHAHAHA! Ang bigat niya ukinana. Malamang?! Sama sama ba naman ng malalaking aso?! LABRADOR>HUSKY .. But atleast he got sexy eyes <3 <3 <3 hahaha! So yeah! 3rd day yata or 2nd day... we had to go na sa Boat. That was like 7am... we travelled 5am yata or 4am? idek. But yeah! The boat trip (i should say) was super fun... although MY HAIR GOT FUCKED UP after the trip. Haha! Ang tigas bolshet. I loved the sea...... or ocean...... WTF. The fucking view ;oooo! Tas naka rating kame.... naka tulog ako ng hapon.... kasi nga nandun kami sa bahay ng kaibigan ng tito ko........ medyo nakakahiya....... hahaha. wala eh. BISITA EH. lol! Sa sobrang hiya namin, nagplano kami na maghanap nalang ng resort. So we did.... naka ilang resort kami. But I chose the MOST DISTANT resort from town. hahahahaha! Ukinana ang ganda pero ang mahal! Pero ok lang! damn! Sulit eh!! Hahaha! So fun running around........ view ng beach... KASO NGA LANG... LOW TIDE AND HIGH TIDE. FUCK IT! So ang baba -.- pag tumaas naman yung tubig ayoko kasi nga... panay damo naman -.- 1 think I hate the most... walking with slippers or bare foot sa tubig na madamo tska kung ano anong isda NAG LULURK. HAHAHAHA! Grabe the sun....... may isang malapit na island. or shore? WTF haha. Gusto kong puntahan as in lalakarin mo lang.. kaso nga yung kasama ko hindi na kaya yung heat... gusto ko sana......... at nang makita yung totoong beach HAHAHAHA! Tignan mo nga sunog na sunog na ako. shit. We found a fucking Jellyfish that doesn't sting so hinawak hawakan na ng lahat. Hahaha! It's kinda pretty... lol. But my cousin let it go. lol. Masakit. Iuwi ko pa sana and get sum salt water HAHAHA!! And thennnnn nung medyo tanghali na... I decided to go sa shore.... I found some fucking hermit crabs...... and yeah.. crabs lol! anddddd 4 starfishes......... lol it was weird O_O I didn't want to touch it HAHAHAHA! Scared lil shit. Pero nabilib ako sa sarili ko ah?? HINUKAY KO YUNG SAND HAHAHA HANGGANG SA NAGKA TUBIG <333 Kaso nga lang.. ang sakit, pumasok pasok yung sand sa nails ko </3 So yeah... bumalik kami....... and then HAHAHAHA! Omg you don't wanna know. May tricycle, tatay ng tito ko nag drive..... tatlo sila sa labas tatlo kami sa loob....... medyo pataas yung kalsada.. as in saglit lang na pataas........ guess what........... na bitin yung tricycle tapos hinarurot ni tatay, BUMALIKTAD KAMING LAHAT FOR 1 SECOND HAHAHA! I knew it was gonna happen..... I felt it na nung kakasakay.... Masyado silang madami sa labas.. dapat sa loob yung isa.. so lumoob si tita... and then yeah. we arrived na ulit sa bahay ng friend ni tito. nag rest... stayed for the night. we all shared 1 room. pero ok lang... how do you call it? AIR BED? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! buti nga may aircon yung kwarto. sosssyallllll! HAHAHAHA! And then the next day, we had to wake up 4am for the boat.. ukinana pag dating namin punong puno na yung boat!!!! Bullshit... may tricycle, may KABAYO. atbp. as in lubog na lubog yung sa likod ng boat. when it was going sideways I got scared O_O there were too many people. First trip kasi eh. haha! So yeah nasa loob ako nun. Mamaya maya I realized, damn I have to film the sunrise.... so I went out........ guess what I found? Rich people na medyo mayayabang. Bullfuck. May isang humarang sa view ko.... malamang the wind is like.... moving towards me... TBH HE SMELLS. HAHAHAHA! Gross. But atleast I get to sit infront again... tapos naka rating na kami after 2 hours of standing and sitting. etong mga tao na to excited umalis ng boat.... tangina nandun na sila both side left and right............. muntik na din yung boat sa sobrang bigat hahahaha! makulit mga tao. sinabi na nung guy na bumalik sa mga upuan NO ONE LISTENED. Naawa ako Pramis walang kahit isa na tao na nakinig dun sa lalaki.... parang wala silang narinig -.- lahat na ng tao nasa left and right pati na rin sa harap........ wtf. Kung hindi lang ako mahiyain pinagtanggol ko na yung guy... sabihin sa mga tao.. WALA PO BA KAYONG NARINIG? BAKIT DI KAYO MAKAPAG HINTAY NA BUMABA? LAHAT DIN NAMAN TAYO MAKAKA BABA BAKIT KAILANGAN PANG UNAHAN? KARERA LANG? KARERA?! Ohmygod I would've said that If only I could -.- HAHAHAHA! I swear the boat was swaying sideways....... lubog ng sobra sobra -.-So yeah. Byahe nanaman pabalik! Then yeah we arrived... rest rest tas shopping pa ah! HAHAHA! Wanna know why I'm nabadtrip? It's cause I didn't know we would buy so many stuff and I forgot mom's sm card na nasa wallet ko. they all blamed it to me. sabay lahat ng gusto kong bilhin, nabili ng pinsan ko....... so I only got like... 3 and she got like... 5?! With a fucking shirt!!! -_-" 6 pa nga yata sakanya eh. MEDYO MASAKIT. Ganun ako kaselosa! HAHAHA! I wanted to buy pa sana a shirt kaso nawalan ako ng gana. I didn't wanna hear anything from them again. So I kept a straight face (as usual) One thing I hate was.... yung 1 week na yun, walang time na hindi ka kakain -.- imbis na pagpawisan ako sa sobrang init (which I didn't.... dude I didn't even sweat kahit lahat sila pawis na pawis na.. WHY) maslalo akong pinapataba ng mga to.. SHIT LANG HAHAHA! So yeah we drove back to Baguio the next day which was friday.... It turns out that we weren't going back straight to Baguio...... Naalala ko mag Villa Escudero pa daw pala kami... Everything opens at 8am... we were there 7am.. so pumunta muna kami ng mcdo... breakfast and shit.. and some news reporter was there too... nandun sa may... idk private section ng mcdo? HAHAHAHAHA! He was familiar but nvm. Doesn't matter. so we came back to the Villa... VILLA HAHAHAHA! Feeler -.- and went to their Gorgeous Museum! Omfgggg!!! So many interesting Histories!!! and yeah......... when we were finished with it... we umm..... went to their resort... and in order to get to the resort.. we had to ride the umm... the ride with the carabao pulling the thing....... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THIS SHIT HAHAHAHAHA! It was very slow...... hahahahaha pero ok lang. It was nice kasi may nag guiguitar sa likod and was singin old songs which I kinda loved. Tas nakarating na kami....... (btw the carabaos name was LIGAYA HAHAHAHA!) and yeah.......... First thing I saw was people..... kind of? Kayak-ing? Hindi siya exactly kayak.... hmm? They used bamboos! Hahaha! but you still have to row. duhh! Hahaha! I didn't try it cause it was tooooo hottt tapos panay kagat na ako :'(((( Mosquitoes love me so much. So triny ni tito and tita... and the brother of tito.... mom, my cousin and I just sat there... watching them.... lol. Hanggang sa sinabi ko... pwede na bang magswimming? Kasi ang init na... so yeah we did........ bawal daw cotton sa pool. One thing I hate was ang sakit sa ilong yung Chlorine -.- tapos ayun na.... end of story. we were all dried up and ready to go back.. and WE DIDN'T GET DINNER SA KAHIT ANONG STOPOVERS </////3 tuloy tuloy lang.... wtf. Haha! So we arrived na 10pm sa baguio. and that's the end of this 1week trip <3 THANKS FOR READING! HAHAHA!
OH AND HERE ARE THE VIDEOS FROM THIS TRIP
